1/2 a Cup of Mayo

greetings from mexico

one of the things i like so far is that i have absolutely no sense of time since my phone stopped working as soon as we landed

all i know, time wise, is that i am now in sync (is that how you spell it? this damn thing is telling me everything i type is spelled wrong) with west coasters

whooooo!

only thing i dont like

apart from the heat - my balls feel like theyre covered in honey

is all the mosquitos

my legs look like raspberries

or like a game of connect the dots

putting on lotion is like, the BEST feeling ever now

eating healthy is also kind of hard here

“you want some deep fried quesadillas? or how about this sub with deep fried meat?”

so, my diet has been mainly consisting of beans - mmmmmmm

anyway, i leave you with this

well its more of a reminder to me to save it when i get home

so i’m getting ready to leave and

Posted on Friday, 25 May

it starts raining?

for the first time in a month or two i think?

california weeps at my departure

I shall miss you tumblr!

Posted on Thursday, 24 May

i’m off to the magical land south of the border

i’ll be back in 12 days i believe it is

god … i’m going to miss so much tv!

anderson for one (which i honestly work my schedule around)

and BOTH of the last episodes of ‘game of thrones’!

well, until then my fellow tumblrers, i leave you with this

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winstonofoceania:

Cosmo Sex Tip #230;

Right after foreplay reaches a fever pitch, leave the room to freshen up. Return dressed up like Guy Fieri and do your best impression all throughout intercourse.